Goat Simulator Review
Another week comes and goes, with school ramping up for the finale. Sometimes it makes you want to be an animal without a care in the world.
Fortunately, our next game of the week solves that problem: Goat Simulator. Come by n Gaylord 2030 at the usual 6 p.m. on Tuesday to hear us talk more about it.
For now, you’re stuck with me.
Goat Simulator, for the uninitiated, is one of the most fun broken games ever. The game is hardly about simulating real life and looks to make a broken game fun.
I mean everything is janky. The animation, the gameplay, the textures, it all just looks and feels weird.
And yet, the game is incredibly charming. The goat can ram and lick (with a very sticky tongue).
These are all you really need to interact with everything in the game and go for achievements. These can range from doing a front flip from the huge diving board to licking a rally car to drift with it.
Some items can be picked up, like a jackpet, to cause extra mayhem. Really, the game is about exploring all the fun interactions you can find. Its player created humor at its best, a game designed to intentionally make you laugh at how dumb it is.
I really don’t have much else to say, it’s a fun game from my younger years. But I’m sure you can hear more about it from our committees at our meeting this week! See you there.
