100 men vs a gorilla


If you haven’t heard already, there’s a viral hypothetical debate going around social media on wether a 100 men can beat a gorilla. I know, sounds like a Planet of the Apes spin off, but if we’re being honest who doesn’t find their selves passionately invested in a absurd debate. Now before we start, we need to make some ground rules. The men are unarmed and have no tools in their environment.

Now a hundred average men, with no game plan are definitely getting taken down by a gorilla, horrifically getting chomped up or ripped apart one by one. But if they had a strategy that would definitely change up allot of things. So without further ado, here is a gameplan on how a 100 men defeat a gorilla.

I call this plan the “swarm and subdue” operation. Picture it: ten brave (or foolish) souls charging in first, yelling and dodging, trying to draw the gorilla’s wrath. Behind them, waves of grapplers leap in from the flanks like rugby players with a death wish, clinging to massive limbs and trying not to get flung like rag dolls. The rest? A tidal wave of bodies, dogpiling the beast, grunting, shouting, scrambling to pin it down with sheer human weight. Every second would be mayhem—sweat, screams, flying elbows—and one misstep could mean disaster. It wouldn’t be a fight so much as a desperate attempt to outlast a living wrecking ball. Victory? 50/50. Glory? Unlikely. Chaos? Guaranteed.